captainobviousfoeofobfuscation

I point out the obvious. I am a superhero that fights bad guys, supervillains, evil-doers, and the bat-crazy stupid. I sometimes carry a large shield with me, though this is primarily to stop my own team mates in the Justice League from beating the living daylights out of me. My main rival is the dastardly Professor Subtle, against whom I battle in many comic book and television episodes, but Professor Subtle never fails to reappear in subsequent episodes. This could be because I have failed to apprehend him or adequately beat the snot out of him, or because, as I have pointed out on several occasions, "It's all retcon's fault!" - obviously. Bragging rights: Faster than the speed of stupid. Able to leap over a trash can with a single bound. Occupation: Exposing liars, scam artists, and bullies. In my spare time I count paper clips Employment: Justice League, Captain of the Obvious Education: Superhero College, PhD in Seeing through Bullshit Phone: 1-800-OBV-IOUS